i want my life back

OK sooo I have so much shit to do for school. because as soon as I'm done with class I wanna eat and sleep. And when I do my work like a normal college student the Internet doesn't work or the printers are out of toner. And if I connect to the printer on a school computer twenty fucking manuscripts of Stepmom start printing because the retard before didn't bother to check if they were connected to a printer before clicking the print button two thousand times. And you cant log on the Internet (heaven forbid) because all the computers have viruses because everybody is fucking looking up porn because they don't have enough time to masturbate in their own apartments since they're memorize twelve pages of Shakespeare they have to know in verbatim by the same day...........gwah AMDA just needs to slow down.....