booze, belligerence and valentines day

dear reader I cannot hold my liquor. last night was a night of drunken debauchery. The day was yes valentines day (which proved to be absolutely boring) I did nothing all day with my good friend kayla page (luv dat betch). any-who at 11 the magic happened. earlier in the week our lovely friend invited us to a valentines day kick back. not much a kick back than a room full crazy ass drunk party people giving each other lap dances (so overall A+). We left as soon as a party member started to lick booze of his shirtless torso. Afterwords I stumbled back with my good friend KP (who didn't stumble at all). After returning to the humble apartment I was notified a lovely beer gathering was in progress ( beer I couldn't possibly...well if you insist *gulp gulp*). there I met a Guy (this Guy will have a bigger part in my story) so said Guy and I agreed not to make out because we're both looking for true relationships and such..... yeah sure I'm not cute betch that's why..... anywho after a couple of keg kneels?(4.30 seconds) and making out with some girls half the party except for me the Guy and friendzy emma clark decided to head out to jack 'n' the box and get food. Well they got stalked and stuff happened and my friend almost got into a fight yeah yeah...... I had to sober quickly cus the Guy wanted to drive home. so with the fear of him not being able to even make it out the amda gate in his car emma and I decided to at any cost stop him actin' up a bitch and scream. emma and I decided to start persuading him with candy, heart stickers, kisses and smoke? well emma got like twelve minutes of intense making out lucky betch. but he started to threaten us with violence. :( after getting the Guy outside to smoke the group came back from he burger run telling us their story of grand entrapment and what not (I used a big word ! ^.^). another several hours after of just getting the GUY to crash on campus and almost getting violent with my Fuucy he sobered up some how and drove home later apologizing to the host of such a gathering for being and ass both drunk and sober. well that was 5 in the morning and now it is 218 I'm getting ready to go on my date with the cutest first semester this side of the St Andrea's Fault well I hope all had a good day and night and wish me luck luv for all