things I learned from transformers 2

- everything has a tail
- robots like to rape satellites
- every explosion has to be slo mo
- dogs are gay
- there is never enough comic relief in the midst of peril
- robots will literally disappear and never return (wheelie)
- all old autobots are irish
- plot points and whereabouts of robots will go unsolved
- there's no room for wobots in a manbots world I guess
- when I comes to women men cant lift a finger to physically remove them off themselves
- moms will act like total freaks, tackle people and eat pot brownies when dropping there child off at college
- cube shard make you loose your contacts and write symbols because you are visually impaired
- trucks can fly