GAY!!

I'm not gay or a fag and I don't expect for you to think you're a dyke
ok so gay means you're happy
fag is bundle of sticks
a dyke is something a little dutch boy stuck his finger in one time so it wouldn't explode and flood his town
come guys lets choose our battles wisely
the next time a person calls me a fag I'm going to say "that's right bitch guys do like to smoke me I'm smoother than the Marlboro taste"
don't let anyone ever change your demeanor mood or personality by one fucking word connotation
I'm no fruit either
fruits now a days are covered in caramel and candy flavored lard
not me
bears are hunted
otters are aquatic mammals
and the puffs i know are in the cheesy category